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11334 Burbank Blvd.
North Hollywood,
CA 91601
(818)-506-6353
Site: www.ciabnormalarts.com
Type: Alternative
Venue: Entertainment
Age: All Ages/Varies
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| “Step right up for a fascinating and spine-tingling HotSpot experience! A blend between a Marilyn Manson video and a Willy Wonka movie set creates a circus freak show that is infested by the outcasts of your high school, I present to you…the California Institute of Abnormal Arts! Follow me on this guided tour through the outdoor corridor where the scent of burning incense is in the air and classic horror films such as “Psycho” are projected for all to see. Is that a real human corpse in a see-through casket behind that cage?! Agghhh! Why yes it is! It’d be the remains of famed French clown failure Achile Chatouilleu preserved for our laughter! Hahaha. Nearby kiddies, notice that adorable painting of a young blonde girl? Don’t stare too hard, for it is reported to be haunted; so much that it was stolen then returned the very next day. Let’s continue our tour to the main hall where underground bands, freak shows, and puppets perform to delighted goths, statues, and spirits! Well, not those kinds of spirits, I meant the kind you drink, tehehe! Well kids I hope you enjoyed your encounter at this spooky hideaway. We hope you didn’t take a picture of the showcased arm of Claude De Lorraine back at the beginning of our tour. You did! Noooo! I should have told you earlier that it’s bad luck! Oh well, the next time you need to know something ask for Carl the president of CIA (who also played Jeffrey Dahmer in the ’93 horror flick), his wisdom of the dolls, train tapestries, and ghoulish bands damned here is more than what I could ever truly tell ya. Toddles!” |
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